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i deserve to be cuddled and cuddled and cuddled and cuddled and creampied and cuddled and
(via transexualbutchfagdyke)
call me the bong the way i get passed around the party while everyone hits me
(via jewish-harley-quinn)
2k for being spit roasted or DP-ed while two tops kiss, I guess
WHY ARE YALL TAGGING YOUR BLORBOS IN THIS
Jerking off a soft penis = resistance in the face of annihilation
(via imthedoctortobiasfunke)
I will smother you with my tits as I am riding you so don’t ever say I’m not romantic
(via pandaskywalker)
top three talents are being a whore, being a fag, and being oh so sleepy
(via stormesandshowers)
